May 5
Kamikaze
Joke submitted by SushiCountry: Belgium
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: Student
The Boss is not impressed by the Team’s slow advance. He sends…err ‘help’ , he sends them an Axolotl ‘Axl’ (it’s a real fish look it up). He’s a real retard and is annoying the capt’n like hell. Luckily the captn finds him a mission that just perfect for him. Those filthy eco-aware crabs have a stronghold on the beach (sandcastle). And previous attempts to infiltrate/destroy have failed. Now the Captn has an idea to get rid of both the crabs and the new recruite. Seeing as how Axl is anything but smart he straps on something explosive and lights the fuse. He tells Axl to go the Sandcastle and pretend to be an ecofighter like them. The idiots let him in , fuse runs out and BOOM bye bye stronghold and bye bye Axl. Another succesfull mission.
(82 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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Lol, awesome!
it’s cool, but, first of all, an axolotl isn’t a fish, it’s an amphibian that lives in sweet water. I really like the joke though!!!
Yeah I know , but I just loved the look of the thing It just screamed plankton invasion lol. I knew it’s amphibian , that’s why it should be able to survive on the beach to keep it somewhat realistic and the sweet water thing…I was kinda buggin’ me too , but I was hoping we could all look the other way for the sake of the joke lol :p And as I said Axl isn’t the smartest ‘fish/amphibian’ in the water , maybe he’s just confused hehehe lol.
—- ‘fish/amphibian’ in the water , maybe he’s just confused hehehe lol. ——
nice one, the confusion part makes it an interesting character, very PlanktonInvasion indeed
Joeri
OMG !! That’s one funny looking fish
How the hell did you find it ? Can’t wait to see what the animators make of this one LOL , the joke is GREAT !!!
Thx for the enthousiasm guys , appreciate it :p. I just stumbled across it and could just not resist working ‘Axl’ in to the story. Had to adapt it anyway cause originally it had the Capt’n riding a seagull and divebombing in to the castle , hence the Kamikaze title , but then John Quichotte aired and the Capt’n was riding one in that episode as well so I could use that idea (guess great minds think alike eh Joeri lol) , so I made some revisions and introduced ‘Axl’. I’m glad you guys like it.
Spread the news and keep the points coming !!! LOL
Yea man LUV Axl !!! Way to expand the team ! even if it is just for one epsiode :p. And can’t wait 2 C Counter Attack ! So….Keep up the good work !
I’d just like to thank everyone who voted this month !!! You truly outdid yourselves :p not just on the number of votes but also the average , a full point higher than last months joke ! So thanks everyone ! Long live Axl ! lol
The joke is great I really love it and i like the confused amphibian thing that just makes it soo much funnier!
Thx man :p I do what I can lol , but I can’t wait to see what the guys here will make of him but I’m sure he’s gonna kick some ass :p (…probably his own knowing Axl :p lol)