Apr 10
Counter Attack
Joke submitted by SushiCountry: Belgium
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Occupation: Student
On reckon the cap’n discovers the humans have launched an attack on his home , they’ve dumped oil into the ocean. Meanwhile a few inches away the sarge finds a set of reading glasses and tries to figure out what they are , he tries to alert the captain but he is to preoccupied with the oil spil. He see a small tent nearby where they treat animals covered in oil and decides to get revenge on them , oil and fire don’t mix . But he fears he can never get close enough without being trampeled or eaten by a dog when suddenly behind him the sarge sets himself on fire when he accidently holds the glasses up to the sun. The captain gets an idea and some modiffications and bandages later he has a shiny new weapon. He aims at a gull and the entire tent explodes in a huge fireball! Mission Complete
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