On reckon the cap’n discovers the humans have launched an attack on his home , they’ve dumped oil into the ocean. Meanwhile a few inches away the sarge finds a set of reading glasses and tries to figure out what they are , he tries to alert the captain but he is to preoccupied with the oil spil. He see a small tent nearby where they treat animals covered in oil and decides to get revenge on them , oil and fire don’t mix . But he fears he can never get close enough without being trampeled or eaten by a dog when suddenly behind him the sarge sets himself on fire when he accidently holds the glasses up to the sun. The captain gets an idea and some modiffications and bandages later he has a shiny new weapon. He aims at a gull and the entire tent explodes in a huge fireball! Mission Complete

I read an article today that globally so much fish is caught that the population of fish in the world seas is becoming less and less. How bad this is for mankind and the environment, this is excellent news for plankton, as their population will grow explosively due to the fact that their predators are diminishing. So they start promoting people to eat more fish, bringing closer the world domination of plankton.

A dog runs away from home in the direction of the beach. He reaches the beach by night and is hungry. He starts to eat seashells. The snail sees how the dog devours his brethren and tries to stop him. Dog eats snail. The star, who is following everything from a distance, smiles and uses a stranded (still) working cellphone to call the snail. The first time the snail picks up immediatly. The star sais not to pick up the second time. The star calls again and runs towards the dog. The dog starts to growl, but then he starts to vibrate. The dog cries and runs away just as the star wanted. Holding the tail of the dog, the star travels with the dog. When they reach the home, the snail has drilled his way through the dog. the dogs home is right next to the gas station and cablamo! Hot Dog served

Star is getting chased by a bunch of seaguls and he run behind a rock and comes out with his Thompson automatic machine gun you see this from upclose and you see the empty bulletshells falling to the ground after that he throws a grenade en when the smoke clears he walks forward and says ” you got served bitches”

Star is out of ideas of how to increase global warming and therefor asks Medusa if she got any ideas.
She starts to tell what it is that causes global warming and different theories of different people and such and, well…talks for a while.
When shes finished she looks at Star again who looks totaly dumbfounded but when he realises that shes finished, he simply says
- Ok, thanks for the tip doctor.
Then he turns to Kalmarez and ask him instead.

Plankton invaders are walking on the beach, when a seagull flies by and relieves himself on the woman doctor’s head.

“Yech!” says the woman. “Get some toilet paper.”

“What for? says John. C. He must be half-a-mile away by now.”